Back when newsvine was just called Gut Check America we had alot of heated debates and some outright animosity towards each other, so we started a joke thread as a way to relieve stress while laughing and humanizing each other in our eyes.  So with that said I hope you all embrace this and keep it going.

Here's the first one,

A boy comes home from school looking upset and hands a bad note from the teacher to his dad.  "Whats this about?" says the dad glancing down before looking at his son.  "I got in trouble in math today" says the son.  "What happened?" asks the father?  "Well, the teacher asked me what 2 X 4 was and I said 8" says the son, "but that's right" says the dad.  "I know says the son, but then she asked me what 4 X 2 was" says the son.  " but, Its the same fuc*ing thing" says the father looking annoyed.  "THATS WHAT I SAID!" says the son.